Flutes Like Cookies, Not Work

Okay, the lady BIRD is based on can't throw that well either.  One time, she tried to toss an apple core into a garbage can from the stairs (which are pretty close to the garbage can), and the apple core hit the ceiling instead.

Tl;dr?  The dirty blonde is a brute with no aim.

Cold-Blooded Kill

Okay, the actual guy who PIE is based on doesn't have such a good arm, but I think my point is made.